Good question.

HP CEO Meg Whitman sent a memo to staff predicting the Dell-EMC merger would result in “chaos.” In a statement released publicly, HP said:

“This is a real opportunity for HP. Two of our largest competitors are attempting a highly distracting, multi-year merger, just as we are launching two new, focused companies. The massive debt burden Dell and EMC are taking on undoubtedly means that they will have to radically reduce R&D, and integration inevitably will create disruption as they rationalize product portfolios, channel programs and leadership.”

That’s strong stuff. But there are clearly two sides to this debate. HP’s split is partly to satisfy public investors who like focused investments – something privately-owned Dell won’t have to worry about. A question for Whitman: would HP have split if it had had a private option? Worth noting that when we asked Fortune 500 CEOs earlier this year whether their company would be easier to manage if it were private, 84% said “yes.”

Meanwhile, Joe Tucci’s exit from EMC will come with a big paycheck. Equilar calculates that the company’s change of control provisions mean Tucci could walk away with $27.2 million.

Enjoy the day. I’ll be spending it with Fortune’s Most Powerful Women in Washington, where I’ll ask another big tech competitor, IBM CEO Ginni Rometty, what she makes of the Dell deal.

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• Exec leaves Starbucks for Chipotle

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• J.P. Morgan gets stingy on phones

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