Five Breaking News Haikus

1.

This (un)holy week

from unfriendly skies dropped a

Mother of a bomb

2.

Tillerson, the Rex

Doth speak! Something like truth to

Something like power

3.

Rogue elevator

Attempts to negotiate

Housing policy

4.

Sending Korea

the most beautiful piece of

chocolate cake? Maybe?

5.

Rest in peace Charlie:

Habitual line-stepper

Sweet, funny Murphy

Have a symmetrically lyrical and peaceful weekend.